I notice that in a lot of 70's themed restaurants, the theme is: sadness.
— Jason Kwong (@jason_is_real) May 16, 2014
Jason Kwong is a Boston comedian who performs at 8 p.m. Wednesday at The Comedy Studio, 1238 Massachusetts Ave., Harvard Square.
Why do we say someone was Found dead like it's a game of hide n go seek that went on too long
— Kofi Thomas (@daKofi) May 15, 2014
Kofi Thomas is a comedian performing frequently in Boston and New York. His website is here and he performs at 8 p.m. Thursday at The Comedy Studio.
I wish God threw in Thursday as a 'day of rest' as well. 2 would have been nice.
— Mike Zakarian (@MikeZakarian) May 15, 2014
Mike Zakarian is a Cambridge comedian.
My average daily water intake is however much it takes to swallow the two Tylenol I need to stave off my dehydration headache.
— Rachel Klein (@racheleklein) May 14, 2014
Rachel Klein blogs about improv comedy, theater and other arts.
You think blaming a fart on a dog is tough try pinning a murder.
— Matt Donaher (@mattdonaher) May 15, 2014
Matt D. was named a “Comic to Watch” by Comedy Central, won the 2012 U.S. Magner’s Comedy Festival and is a character on the Jonathan Katz series “Explosion Bus.” He performs at 8 p.m. Friday at The Comedy Studio.
Why're we still saying "missed the boat"? What's the last boat you had to be on time for? Boats are the most indolent mode of transportation
— Mickey McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) May 16, 2014
Mickey McCauley is a Baltimore transplant and Boston comedian who performs at 8 p.m. June 13 at The Comedy Studio.
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