May you never visit again May you choke on your own dicks May you tip me generously -prayer for Harvard grads
— Lillian DeVane (@lilliandevane) May 30, 2014
Lillian DeVane is a Somerville comedian.
Show-and-tell teaches kids valuable life lessons like bragging and being better than others.
— Sean Crowley (@TeamSeanCrowley) May 24, 2014
Sean Crowley is a South Shore comedian.
I have put some thought into it and come to the conclusion that One Direction probably leaked their own video. Also, I turn 32 on Monday.
— Hannah Foell (@hannanimal) May 29, 2014
Hannah Foell is a Somerville improv comic and writer (see her Tumblr at Hannahs Are Particularly Good).
adding "trigger warnings" to books will be the death of literature, much the same way that MPAA ratings devastated the movie industry.
— Mickey McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) May 27, 2014
Mickey McCauley is a Baltimore transplant and Boston comedian. He performs at the 8 p.m. June 13 show at The Comedy Studio, 1238 Massachusetts Ave., Harvard Square.
Turns out I don't have the body to be a model… And I don't have the face to be a plus size model.
— TrishtheDish (@TriciaAuld) June 1, 2014
Tricia Auld is a Boston comedian. She performs at the 8 p.m. Wednesday show at The Comedy Studio, 1238 Massachusetts Ave., Harvard Square.
John Tullar is a Somerville comedian.
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