
What could have gotten Andy Haynes sent to detention? The New York Times called him a stand-up โwhose ideas have sometimes pushed the boundaries of taste,โ which says more about the Times than it does about Haynes โ or any comic โ and misses how heโs moved on from drug buys in Central America and being house comic for crypto bros investing in British football (โThe team was bad, and the fans hated the ownersโ). Now, on the โBeautiful Boysโ podcast he shares with Mike Cannon, he riffs on careers, parenthood and marriage. (Heโs married to โSNLโ writer and comic Rosebud Baker, guaranteeing stories about โWho is Rosebud Bakerโs husband?,โ and they have one daughter.) โVows are weird,โ Haynes said of his wedding in a 2021 special. โYou canโt deliver on half that shit. I said Iโd love her forever โฆ you know how I know we donโt mean it? Itโs my second wedding.โ
Andy Haynes at 7 and 9 p.m. May 30-31 at Goofs Comedy Club, 432 McGrath Highway, East Somerville. $25.

