โ€œLadies Firstโ€

Rating: 2 out of 4.

Speaking of gloriously gonzo, Sacha Baron Cohen, the hot mess (said with respect and gratitude) behind the devilishly caustic โ€œBoratโ€ films, stars in this rom-com-lite, gender-reversal spin with a side of nasty. The movie has a killer cast (Charles Dance, Rosamund Pike, Richard E. Grant, Fiona Shaw, Emily Mortimer and the ever-underrated Kathryn Hunter), yet canโ€™t find the footing to distinguish itself.

Director Thea Sharrock based it on the 2018 French comedy โ€œI Am Not an Easy Man,โ€ but the updating triggered โ€œWhat Women Wantโ€ (2000) vibes in me. Maybe thatโ€™s because both Cohen and Mel Gibson play chauvinistic ad execs who get gendered comeuppance when a reality-altering happenstance changes the fabric of their universe โ€” Gibsonโ€™s self-centered id can hear the thoughts and desires of women nearby, while Cohenโ€™s crass conqueror gets a bop on the head and comes to in a female-driven world where fast food staples are now Burger Queen and Five Gals.

The big timestamp โ€” side note here โ€” is the instantiation of #MeToo. โ€œWhat Women Wantโ€ and โ€œI am Not an Easy Manโ€ predate it, leaving โ€œLadies Firstโ€ to walk a delicate line โ€” which it does so with clunky awkwardness. Cohenโ€™s Damien Sachs ascends to head of the Atlas ad agency and promotes newly hired creator Alex Fox (Pike) to be his Guinness team lead for gender optic reasons. Fox overhears Sachsโ€™s pleasing-the-client logic, but before the ugly truth can gain any traction, the world flips and Fox is suddenly Sachsโ€™s boss. We are in a universe where men are used as sex symbols to sell product, and at church itโ€™s the Mother, the Daughter and the Holy She.

The best part of the movie is Shaw as the CEO (in the manโ€™s world she was a lowly receptionist) who wants Sachsโ€™ middle manager as a play thang. Also fun is Hunterโ€™s Glenda, a cleaning woman in one reality and the minter of CEOs in the other. Her gravely British baritone and accompanying demeanor bring a brash bubbly element to the otherwise drab formula. In the she-ocracy Cohen does get to belt out some โ€œSex Farmโ€ nonsense thatโ€™s humorous for a nanosecond, but overall, โ€œLadies Firstโ€ is a lot of sharp edges that never find ripe fruit to cut into. Sexism at its most basic is skin deep, but films about It โ€” comedic or not โ€” shouldnโ€™t be.

Streaming on Netflix

“Tom Clancyโ€™s Jack Ryan: Ghost War”

Rating: 1.5 out of 4.

Itโ€™s been a whole three years since Amazon Prime sunsetted โ€œJack Ryanโ€ its take on the desk-jockey-turned-black-ops-operative spy novels by Tom Clancy, so why not give spy-craving audiences an umpteenth reboot? That seems to be the impetus for bringing back series star John Krasinski and some of his cast mates.

Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, Chris Pine and even Ben Affleck have all played Ryan on the big screen โ€” none better than Baldwin in โ€œThe Hunt for Red Octoberโ€ (1990). The Clancy books were mostly set against the tail end of the Cold War, War on Drugs and the roots of the War on Terror. Krasinkiโ€™s version bit into modern conflict and made Ryan more of a Navy SEAL triggerman than a backroom analyst caught in a crossfire (i.e., Fordโ€™s everyman who was forever in a shootout sans a gun).

Here Krasinskiโ€™s Ryan has stepped away from the CIA and taken a gig on Wall Street. He has biz in Dubai, so old friend and handler James Greer (Wendell Pierce), now in the agencyโ€™s number two post, asks Ryan to pick up a package while there. Itโ€™s a one-off favor (yeah, thatโ€™s how flimsy the narrative is) and for good measure fellow operative Mike November (Michael Kelly, from the series, as is Greer) is sent along to help out. The package is essentially a MacGuffin that gets the MI-6 mule killed and sends a rogue MI-6 agent (Max Beasley in a thankless part) and an ample paramilitary team after Ryan and November. Theyโ€™re helped by the ever-likable Sienna Miller, who plays a dutiful British agent. The shoot-โ€˜em-up, blow-โ€˜em-up action takes place in London and an unfinished skyscraper in Dubai.

Nothing about this โ€œGhost Warโ€ has much stick, despite its estimated $100 million budget. The dialogue โ€”  the script is credited to Krasinski, Aaron Rabin and โ€œA House of Dynamiteโ€ (2025) scribe Noah Oppenheim โ€” is AI stiff, while the action scenes directed by Andrew Bernstein, who worked on โ€œOzarkโ€ and โ€œFoundation,โ€ are often muddled and flat. Itโ€™s a thriller sans a thrill. Back to the well, Amazon.

Streaming on Prime

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Tom Meek is a writer living in Cambridge. His reviews, essays, short stories and articles have appeared in The Boston Phoenix, The Rumpus, Thieves Jargon, Film Threat and Open Windows. Tom is a member...

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