Rating: 2 out of 4.

A strange โ€œJonah and the Whaleโ€ concept thatโ€™s even stranger in execution. Itโ€™s got incredible talent too, but none of that can save this cinematic miscue from submerging in banal blubbering. Itโ€™s essentially a one trick pony โ€” make that โ€œa one bubble guppyโ€โ€”that lacks character development or even a plot. The filmโ€™s lone benefit is that it will likely inspire a brief online biology session for viewers using their smart phones to search on โ€œwhale digestion.โ€

The hook to this whaleโ€™s tale is flounder flat. Family patriarch Mitt (Josh Brolin) runs a sight-seeing boat tour company near Monterey Bay, but has terminal mesothelioma. He straps on his diving weights and jumps into the cold waters sans diving tank. The death (though the bodyโ€™s not been retrieved) and pending funeral proceedings beckons home Mittโ€™s estranged son Jay (Austin Abrams, recently on screen in the raucous โ€œResident Evilโ€ reboot) from college in Iowa. Driven by a sense of guilt, Jay gets up in the early hours of the morning one day and decides to look for dear old dadโ€™s body. Combing through a kelp garden, Jay gets caught up in a fracas between a giant squid and a sperm whale. Both he and the squid wind up in the belly of the whale, and the cuttlefish proves to be one angry co-survivor.

The rest of the film is pretty much Jay trying to reason his way out of the whaleโ€™s colon before his oxygen runs out (the air cavity inside the whale is toxic). What that amounts to is Jay mumbling to himself through his respirator about what he needs to do and why as the whale burps, belches and farts. This awkward connection seems to be a method to keep the audience clued in.

Thankfully, itโ€™s all intercut with flashbacks to moments with his tough love dad: conflicts about attending college elsewhere, leisure time with friends and manโ€™s relationship with the sea. The two play off each other well. In one scene, they come to blows, just as they did in โ€œWeaponsโ€ last year, though that was a much higher concept helmed by a filmmaker (Zack Cregger) looking to make a statement. Here, director Brian Duffield (โ€œSpontaneous,โ€ โ€œNo One Will Save Youโ€) is just connecting the dots. Working from the 2023 Daniel Kraus novel of the same title (Duffield and Kraus share the script credit), the film lacks tension and credibility. Worse, Frankie the Fish from the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish commercial might be more convincing than the movieโ€™s undersea and whale FX.

You might wonder whether the movie was inspired by the bizarre 2021 encounter off Provincetown, where scuba diver Michael Packard was swallowed whole by a humpback whale and spit out seconds later. That is not the source for Krausโ€™s novel. Rather, it emerged from a 2020 report of kayakers in California being briefly snared in a whaleโ€™s mouth.

Packardโ€™s ordeal was made into the 2023 documentary โ€œIn the Whale: The Greatest Fish Story Ever Told,โ€ directed by Boston Globe journalist David Abel. Krausโ€™s title refers to boon the corpse of a whale offers its oceanic ecosystem when it dies and sinks to the bottom of the sea. That would have made for a better movie than this lackluster chum.

Playing at Apple Cinemas Cambridge and AMC Assembly Row 12.

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Tom Meek is a writer living in Cambridge. His reviews, essays, short stories and articles have appeared in The Boston Phoenix, The Rumpus, Thieves Jargon, Film Threat and Open Windows. Tom is a member...

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