This poem was received from Fred Meyer, anย Agassiz neighborhood residentย since 1959. It is posted as sent.
ย (A Poemโฆfor OurโฆโAGASSIZโฆNEIGHBORHOODโ) โGREAT’…NeedN’T Mean…โPERFECTโ!ย
Two hundredโฆor so…years ago
Ideas THENโฆwere NOT the same!
(NOT like TODAY’SโฆโCorrectness Reignโ!)ย
Then: Few believed inโฆEVOLUTION…
Charles Darwinโs veryโฆsmart solution!
Back then: AGASSIZ..wasโฆโall the rageโ!
Plants, Birds, Animals: NOT justโฆin some cageโฆ
but STUFFED! Well-preserved, forโฆALL now to see
closely, in comfort andโฆSecurity!ย
He thought that Blacks were…NOT his kin!
[But that meant thatโฆjust Whites would WIN!]
Today, we know: โThatโsโฆHORRIDโฆHERESY!โ
So why are there someโฆwhoโd much rather be
HONORINGโฆthis manโฆ(for sureโฆUNpure)?
WHY SHOULDโฆAgassizโsโฆNAME nowโฆendure?ย
โCause being flawedโฆdoesNโTโฆhave to meanโฆโFailed!โ
HIS Tasks, to HELP us out….SHALL long beโฆHAILED!
CourageโฆHard-workโฆDiscipline:โฆThey WERE ALL HIS!
[Watch many students PASS hisโฆsuper-tough quiz!]ย
HE WONโฆfor us… the firstโฆGRADUATE Schools!
Helped found CORNELL, aboveโฆCayugaโs pools!
Though Agassiz made.โฆONE HUGE mistakeโฆ
That doesN’T mean HEโฆwasN’T First-Rate!ย
โLet One WITHOUT SIN nowโฆcast the first stone!โ
Let’s RESCUE him, NOW! DON’TโฆLEAVE him alone!
For ONLY GOD can beโฆHis Righteous Judge!
[Note:โฆGODโsโฆNOT the type to…hold a LONG Grudge!]ย
Attack NOT His CORPSEโฆas do…loathsomeโฆVULTURE!
SUPPORTโฆ(DON’T CANCEL)โฆOUR AGASSIZ’sโฆCULTUREโ!ย



It was bad enough when Mr Meyer tried to rationalize Agassizโs racism in his last letter, but this work of โpoetryโ is a new low. Using wordplay or the cute rhymes of a child does not obscure that Agassiz was a deeply destructive racist who used his power and position to oppress Black people and lay the pseudo-intellectual foundation for many others to do the same.
Meyer says ideas may have have been different hundreds of years ago, as if somehow Agassiz was simply a casual bystander. On the contrary, Agassiz was an exceptionally active and energetic proponent of these abhorrent ideas.
As a community that prides itself on the intellect and progress, it is repugnant that we continue to honor a backward anti-intellectual who did so much damage to so many.