How many CVS workers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently CVS doesn’t know either.

Turkeys crossing the street by Mount Auburn Cemetery? Hey, it’s your funeral, buddy.

What’s that Central Square gargoyle smoking, anyway?

There should be more available real estate in Cambridge since the rapture, which arrived Saturday — or at least more snacks for those of us who didn’t ascend.

Graffiti at Inman and Harvard streets carries a good message for all — a PSA for those who might be committing a PDA and headed home to take the next step.

Visitors to the Kendall Square T stop, obviously bored from not having the band music sculpture to play with, have taken to dialogue with the sign explaining the lack. If this goes on much longer … they’ll have to replace the sign.

Especially with the musical art installation silenced for repairs at the Kendall Square T stop on the red line, it’s nice to look around and still find something … nice. And what could be nicer than spotting some friendly fixtures with industrial-stren …

Here’s one Verizon phone you can’t use in Cambridge — except as a commentary on our times.

Wainwright Bank hasn’t changed its advertising much in the past six years. It’s still funny in ways the friendly institution probably doesn’t intend.

A simple poster on a telephone pole warning neighbors of danger to their cat. That’s nice, right? Not to the cat owners.