Wednesday, July 17, 2024



Mount Auburn Hospital has found nine kids who still believe in Santa Claus – or whatever that big thing is looming overhead in the fake beard. The hospital released a group photo Tuesday of its latest Christmas babies, tucked away in traditional Christmas stockings labeled “Happy Holidays” so Fox News has something to talk about.

According to hospital publicists, the latest crop of kids looking forward to getting screwed out of birthday gifts when they’re older is, from left: Jenna Palagi, Luca Pancheri, Peter Lu, Atley Tierney, Jagger Pakula, Victoria Levin Emnuel Barbosa, Kendrick Magloire, Kidus Abiyou and Sonampreet Kaur.