Some comedy tweets for your Monday, from NBA’s Donald Sterling to Caligula
After telling his biracial girlfriend not to hang out with black people like those he works with as owner of the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling is now considered by some to be a bit of a racist. But Mickey McCauley, a Baltimore transplant and Boston comedian, has another take on the matter:
Since McCauley is on a roll, here are some more:
Somerville comedian John Tullar has something else on racism:
I'm an Indian Giver but it's not as offensive as it sounds. I enslave Native Americans and hand them out as presents.
— John Tullar (@JOHNTULLAR) April 21, 2014
What else is going on? Cambridge comedian Mike Zakarian has one answer:
Tinder should have a time stamp when someone swipes right…a 10am swipe is SO different than a 2am swipe
— Mikedalorian (@MikeZakarian) April 22, 2014
Somerville comedian Lillian DeVane has another:
Out of solidarity, I'm waiting to have a baby until everyone can have one.
— Lillian DeVane (@lilliandevane) April 24, 2014
Cambridge’s Matt D., named a “Comic to Watch” by Comedy Central and now a character on the Jonathan Katz series “Explosion Bus,” has been having some deep and disturbing thoughts:
I think it's about time we call the #2 pencil the #1 pencil.
— Matt Donaher (@mattdonaher) April 22, 2014
My goal is to get my therapist to say "Wow, that's fucked up, I mean, continue."
— Matt Donaher (@mattdonaher) April 5, 2014
While Danielle Soto, a Boston writer, actress and standup comedian, is just getting out of town:
50 degrees in Boston = "let's go to revere and walk on the beach!!" 50 degrees in Los Angeles = "this is bullshit."
— Danielle Soto (@DanielleSoto617) April 26, 2014
This week’s final thought goes to Shawn Armistead, a Brookline comedian:
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