Monday funnies: Tweets to start your day
Jason Kwong is a Boston comedian who performs at 8 p.m. Wednesday at The Comedy Studio, 1238 Massachusetts Ave., Harvard Square.
Why do we say someone was Found dead like it's a game of hide n go seek that went on too long
— Dru Hill’s 5th member (@daKofi) May 15, 2014
Kofi Thomas is a comedian performing frequently in Boston and New York. His website is here and he performs at 8 p.m. Thursday at The Comedy Studio.
I wish God threw in Thursday as a 'day of rest' as well. 2 would have been nice.
— Mikedalorian (@MikeZakarian) May 15, 2014
Mike Zakarian is a Cambridge comedian.
My average daily water intake is however much it takes to swallow the two Tylenol I need to stave off my dehydration headache.
— Rachel Klein (@racheleklein) May 14, 2014
Rachel Klein blogs about improv comedy, theater and other arts.
You think blaming a fart on a dog is tough try pinning a murder.
— Matt Donaher (@mattdonaher) May 15, 2014
Matt D. was named a “Comic to Watch” by Comedy Central, won the 2012 U.S. Magner’s Comedy Festival and is a character on the Jonathan Katz series “Explosion Bus.” He performs at 8 p.m. Friday at The Comedy Studio.
Mickey McCauley is a Baltimore transplant and Boston comedian who performs at 8 p.m. June 13 at The Comedy Studio.
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