Pizzeria Uno is a full-service bar as well as a popular restaurant. Its patio, too, is the best — and only — in Porter Square.

Uno has become addicted to its features, though. It’s one thing to advertise the obvious, that people can come watch television and play its Golden Tee game; it’s permissible, too, to have a trivia competition, like other area bars (Newtowne Grille right in Porter, or Courtside Food & Spirits near Lechmere). But magic shows? Wireless Internet?

Bring on the dancing girls. The trampoline. The quilting bees.